i am now convinced that my boyfriend is a coin mint. i have come to this conclusion using my very astute skills of observation and deduction (both of which are obviously my strong suits, haha). how, you ask? well...i've been noticing a trend where we'll be doing the most mundane of things, e.g. eating, sitting/talking, kissing (ew, i know), and all of a sudden we'll hear a coin drop from him. they show up in the most random places, like his arm, his leg, the underside of his foot, his butt, etc.
so far there have been about 4 pennies and a nickel produced, and i've been getting on his case about minting coins of more value so we can be rolling in the $$$ and never have any financial woes for the rest of our lives. apparently he can't, though, since he needs to eat and sleep more to level up in order to produce dimes, quarters and half-dollars. i've recently started cooking things out of a korean cookbook my mom sent to me about 3 months ago in hopes that he will start cranking out those gold sacagawea dollar coins (is it too much to hope for him producing bills??).
right now it's 9 cents and counting, but check back in a couple of years to see how much he's produced...
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