My Boyfriend is a Secret Agent

i'm almost positive i'm sick. i ended up sleeping in until 8:04 yesterday, and made a last-minute decision not to go to work because i felt like crap. i ended up sleeping on-and-off for the rest of the morning and into mid-afternoon. i woke up around 2:30, but it wasn't until around 4 that i decided to go with zammez to his apartment complex's leasing office to figure out a solution to his current living situation/predicament (long story short his roommate/flatmate totally bailed on him, ran off with a bunch of money borrowed from various friends and gave his cell phone to zammez so we didn't really have a way of tracking him down...). the guy at the office told us that the best way would be to turn his keys in to the office by friday (i.e. move out) and set up a payment plan with the corporate accountants, and that hopefully he'd only be responsible for his half of the rent.

after meeting with the agent at the leasing office, we went to zammez's apartment to try to clean the place to facilitate an easy moving-out. this is no easy feat; in short, i feel like i need a full-body biohazard suit with a gas mask just to walk into the place, and i wouldn't be surprised if one of us contracted salmonella or e.coli just from breathing the air in the apartment. anyway, i go to clean off his desk, which is littered about with bottle caps, bottles, cans, and tons of paper.

that's when i found evidence which undoubtedly prove my boyfriend is a secret agent, a ninja, a fugitive from the law, or all of the above. he had 3 different bills addressed to his address, but to 3 different names: James Kong, James Quan, and James Kwon (which is supposedly the correct name, but now i'm not so sure...). what kind of normal person needs 3 different aliases? when i asked him about the bills, he just laughed it off and walked out of the room, which further fuel my suspicions that he's leading a double life that he's not telling me about, and i have now vowed that i will get to the bottom of this.

in other news, i'm making myself stay at work until 6 today, tomorrow and thursday in order to make up for my sick day yesterday, because i don't want to use up a valuable sick/vacation day. clearly this initiative is proving to be productive as i haven't been able to complete a single task my supervisor has left for me in his week-long absence, and i'm just sitting here blogging -_-;;